How can you just choose without knowing all the gazillion people in this world? Would that be fair? Besides, you make no sense... bla bla bla etc etc etc
Oops. Why am I even thinking about them?
My pick you ask?
I think... no one else...
ME and ME ALONE.
I am a vain pot and I am my best-est friend!
Didn't you know I don't believe in "we are best friends forever shit?"
You say you don't?
Clearly, you wouldn't want to pick me as the only BFF because I am such a selfish arrogant proud vain snobbish
Neither I want to pick you either.
You're too superficial. Too judgmental.
Do you even know who am I?
Who I am really am?
No one but me qualifies as my own BEST FRIEND.
I love monologues!